…as if we did we’d have bought a small island somewhere warm, turned it into the perfect self sufficient utopia with no runway or jetty and trespassers without golden tickets would be shot.

But we don’t.

So here’s a brief summary of April’s stupid questions that are absolutely real and genuine. We simply didn’t have (and didn’t bother replying with) an answer for…

1) What size engine do your fridge trailers have?

2) Does the Henckels Pro-S Boning Knife you have in your shop have an instruction leaflet with it?

3) How many litres of liquid can your small whisks whisk?

4) I’m vegetarian, what are your ceramic baking beans made from?

And the United Kingdom is rated 10th in the world for highest average IQ’s?!?